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• Stat$talker

  

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  First of all, I don't werk for the Programmerz of Lotto Pro.!

  This site iz full ov the "$29.95 Non-Believerz"..just becauze they cain't figure out "Lotto Pro"..!! & Probability Math..

  The software CLEARLY advertisez that there'z "NO guesswork" involved in itz analysiz..!!

    Do YOU think the FTC would allow it to be advertized & Sold , claiming it'll TELL YOU THE NUMBERZ , if it indeed   DUZZN'T?

  Ya'll know who ya are.. So dis Song iz dedicated to YOU..!! 

          Song frum da "Wizard ov  Oddz"

  

  You could win yo Lotto's Locket,

  Put Millionz in yo pocket

  "If YOU only had a Brain"..

   

  You're in a "Texez 2 Step" cauze,

  Yo pseudo-science won't hep

  "Cauze YOU don't have a Brain"..

   

  You Dummies call me cRaZy,

  you're jealous and you're LaZy

  Cause YOU don't have a Brain..

   

  Once I win I'll show you,

  az all along I've told you

  YOU don't have a Brain..

            ...And Heeeerz Johnny..!!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• garyo1954

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Stat$talker on May 14, 2022

  First of all, I don't werk for the Programmerz of Lotto Pro.!

  This site iz full ov the "$29.95 Non-Believerz"..just becauze they cain't figure out "Lotto Pro"..!! & Probability Math..

  The software CLEARLY advertisez that there'z "NO guesswork" involved in itz analysiz..!!

    Do YOU think the FTC would allow it to be advertized & Sold , claiming it'll TELL YOU THE NUMBERZ , if it indeed   DUZZN'T?

  Ya'll know who ya are.. So dis Song iz dedicated to YOU..!! 

          Song frum da "Wizard ov  Oddz"

  

  You could win yo Lotto's Locket,

  Put Millionz in yo pocket

  "If YOU only had a Brain"..

   

  You're in a "Texez 2 Step" cauze,

  Yo pseudo-science won't hep

  "Cauze YOU don't have a Brain"..

   

  You Dummies call me cRaZy,

  you're jealous and you're LaZy

  Cause YOU don't have a Brain..

   

  Once I win I'll show you,

  az all along I've told you

  YOU don't have a Brain..

            ...And Heeeerz Johnny..!!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  Yes, the FTC would allow it to be advertised and sold claiming it will tell you the numbers.
   
  Ya' think polar bears drink Coca-cola at Christmas?
  
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  I'm probably here unless I'm not.
  Dreaming would be a perfectly useless function if it's only purpose was to entertain.
• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on May 14, 2022

  Yes, the FTC would allow it to be advertised and sold claiming it will tell you the numbers.
   
  Ya' think polar bears drink Coca-cola at Christmas?
  
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  "Ya' think polar bears drink Coca-cola at Christmas?"

  I see ya point.. But that'z NOT whut'z being SOLD.. Coca Cola IZ ... and it iz a refreshing sody pop..!!

  I do my analysis while sippin on a Coke.. and sumetimez puffin a Cigar.... Git in dat Zone..!!

  So, "Thangz do go betta wit Coke"..! ..so NO FALSE ADVERTIZEMENT..!!

  Lotto Pro  WILL tell ya whut the statistically viable numberz are..of course ya gotta use Probability Math on top of it tho too..

  Why ya think LOs keep tryn ta hack onto my computer to dizarm my Lottery Software ONLY.?!!   Somebody'z wOrRiEd..

   

  -Stat$talker 

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• garyo1954

  

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  Not knocking it, that software has been around 20 year, has very high rating, and (I'd call it) a high user confidence factor. 
  
  It would be a hard case to prove in a court. Once the state says the games are random and any combination possible, the attorney looks like a clown. 
  
  Even though a certain set of numbers may be more "statistically viable numbers," random is still a part of the draw that caused your losses. 
  
  In the lottery you can follow statistics perfectly and still lose. 
  
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  I'm probably here unless I'm not.
  Dreaming would be a perfectly useless function if it's only purpose was to entertain.
• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on May 14, 2022

  Not knocking it, that software has been around 20 year, has very high rating, and (I'd call it) a high user confidence factor. 
  
  It would be a hard case to prove in a court. Once the state says the games are random and any combination possible, the attorney looks like a clown. 
  
  Even though a certain set of numbers may be more "statistically viable numbers," random is still a part of the draw that caused your losses. 
  
  In the lottery you can follow statistics perfectly and still lose. 
  
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  "It would be a hard case to prove in a court. Once the state says the games are random and any combination possible"

  That'z whut YOU think .. cauze you ain't starein at the Math I see..which amountz to "Case Study Book Keepin"...just because somethin has yet to be proven thus far,.. duzzn't mean it cain't be proven..

  Einstein eloquently proved so.."kauze light duzzn't bend" ..Yea, right..

  If ANY Judge or Juror cain't deny that 2+2=4?.. Then they can neither deny Probability Math'z  Prediction ability..for it IZ just az accurate.. cauze it Lawfully GOVERNS RANDOMNESS..!!

  Naah Garyo?, stop scarering LOs, they're already at the edge of their chairz , peeing on da flooe..!!

  "We gotta do sumthin bout dat Stat$talker"..!! "Pretty soon, EvErYbOdY'z gonna be studyin dat Math he tawkz about..!"

   

  -Stat$talker 

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• garyo1954

  

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  Good luck with that "LOs won't let me win" stuff.
  
  You have a better case against God.
  In every case where God has been sued He lost. 
  He never shows up for court and its a default judgment. 
  
  LO's will show up.
  God won't. 
  
  You win!
  
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  I'm probably here unless I'm not.
  Dreaming would be a perfectly useless function if it's only purpose was to entertain.
• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on May 14, 2022

  Good luck with that "LOs won't let me win" stuff.
  
  You have a better case against God.
  In every case where God has been sued He lost. 
  He never shows up for court and its a default judgment. 
  
  LO's will show up.
  God won't. 
  
  You win!
  
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  "You have a better case against God."

  Soundz like YOU have too much ESTEEM fa da wRoNg Judge..!!

  Only a FOOL would bet against GOD..!! az he wouldn't need to APPEAR to aNyOnE ta verify being there..!! He haz ALREADY testified via Probability Math!

  Lay auwfph dat Vaticanette dressin..!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• garyo1954

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Stat$talker on May 14, 2022

  "You have a better case against God."

  Soundz like YOU have too much ESTEEM fa da wRoNg Judge..!!

  Only a FOOL would bet against GOD..!! az he wouldn't need to APPEAR to aNyOnE ta verify being there..!! He haz ALREADY testified via Probability Math!

  Lay auwfph dat Vaticanette dressin..!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  Made tacos, went to the garden, just read this and WOW! 
  I'm laughing. 
  
  Where is your faith in humanity to do the dumbest thing they can think of?

  In 2005, a Romanian prisoner identified as Pavel M, serving 20 years after being convicted of murder, filed a lawsuit against the Romanian Orthodox Church, as God's representatives in Romania, for failing to keep him from the Devil, essentially stating that his baptism had been a binding contract.[12]

  The suit was dismissed because the defendant, God, was neither an individual nor a company, and was therefore not subject to the civil court of law's jurisdiction.[13]
  
  In 1970, Arizonan lawyer Russel T. Tansie filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary, Betty Penrose, seeking $100,000 in damages. Penrose blamed God for his "negligence", allowing a lightning bolt to strike her house. When God "failed to turn up in court", Penrose won the case by default.[1][2]
  
  These are listed on Wiki, but there are others. 
  
  Also look at lawsuits against the Devil
  
  
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  I'm probably here unless I'm not.
  Dreaming would be a perfectly useless function if it's only purpose was to entertain.
• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on May 14, 2022

  Made tacos, went to the garden, just read this and WOW! 
  I'm laughing. 
  
  Where is your faith in humanity to do the dumbest thing they can think of?

  In 2005, a Romanian prisoner identified as Pavel M, serving 20 years after being convicted of murder, filed a lawsuit against the Romanian Orthodox Church, as God's representatives in Romania, for failing to keep him from the Devil, essentially stating that his baptism had been a binding contract.[12]

  The suit was dismissed because the defendant, God, was neither an individual nor a company, and was therefore not subject to the civil court of law's jurisdiction.[13]
  
  In 1970, Arizonan lawyer Russel T. Tansie filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary, Betty Penrose, seeking $100,000 in damages. Penrose blamed God for his "negligence", allowing a lightning bolt to strike her house. When God "failed to turn up in court", Penrose won the case by default.[1][2]
  
  These are listed on Wiki, but there are others. 
  
  Also look at lawsuits against the Devil
  
  
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                ..naah THAT'Z Funny..!

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• garyo1954

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Stat$talker on May 14, 2022

                ..naah THAT'Z Funny..!

  Not winning the lottery ought to be cause to sue Satan (and his minions)......
  
  Gerald Mayo, a 22-year-old inmate at  Western Penitentiary in  Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,^[3] filed a claim before the  United States District Court for the  Western District of  Pennsylvania in which he alleged that "Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and has caused plaintiff's downfall" and had therefore "deprived him of his constitutional rights" in violation of the  United States Code. Mayo filed  in forma pauperis; that is, he asserted that he would not be able to afford the costs associated with his lawsuit and that they therefore should be waived. Mayo decided to file suit lawsuit against Satan and his minions, which was an external force over which the prison had no control.
  
  Make sure you have his address when you file.....
  
  

  Judge Weber noted that three of the four requirements for a  class action  suit were met, but he was unable to determine whether Mayo would adequately represent the class and therefore the case could not continue.

  Finally, the judge noted that Mayo had failed to provide directions to the  United States Marshals Service  as to  service of process.

  Citing the foregoing reasons, the court refused the request to proceed  in forma pauperis.^[4]  The court doubted the need for action due to the complaint containing no allegation of residence in plaintiff.
  
  
  

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• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by garyo1954 on May 14, 2022

  Not winning the lottery ought to be cause to sue Satan (and his minions)......
  
  Gerald Mayo, a 22-year-old inmate at  Western Penitentiary in  Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania,^[3] filed a claim before the  United States District Court for the  Western District of  Pennsylvania in which he alleged that "Satan has on numerous occasions caused plaintiff misery and unwarranted threats, against the will of plaintiff, that Satan has placed deliberate obstacles in his path and has caused plaintiff's downfall" and had therefore "deprived him of his constitutional rights" in violation of the  United States Code. Mayo filed  in forma pauperis; that is, he asserted that he would not be able to afford the costs associated with his lawsuit and that they therefore should be waived. Mayo decided to file suit lawsuit against Satan and his minions, which was an external force over which the prison had no control.
  
  Make sure you have his address when you file.....
  
  

  Judge Weber noted that three of the four requirements for a  class action  suit were met, but he was unable to determine whether Mayo would adequately represent the class and therefore the case could not continue.

  Finally, the judge noted that Mayo had failed to provide directions to the  United States Marshals Service  as to  service of process.

  Citing the foregoing reasons, the court refused the request to proceed  in forma pauperis.^[4]  The court doubted the need for action due to the complaint containing no allegation of residence in plaintiff.
  
  
  

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  All that Plaintiff needed wuz $29.95.. which would solve hiz problemz..!!

  He seemz to be able ta "think outside da Box"..but he shoulda started thinkin outside hiz Cell..!!

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• cottoneyedjoe

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by Stat$talker on May 14, 2022

  First of all, I don't werk for the Programmerz of Lotto Pro.!

  This site iz full ov the "$29.95 Non-Believerz"..just becauze they cain't figure out "Lotto Pro"..!! & Probability Math..

  The software CLEARLY advertisez that there'z "NO guesswork" involved in itz analysiz..!!

    Do YOU think the FTC would allow it to be advertized & Sold , claiming it'll TELL YOU THE NUMBERZ , if it indeed   DUZZN'T?

  Ya'll know who ya are.. So dis Song iz dedicated to YOU..!! 

          Song frum da "Wizard ov  Oddz"

  

  You could win yo Lotto's Locket,

  Put Millionz in yo pocket

  "If YOU only had a Brain"..

   

  You're in a "Texez 2 Step" cauze,

  Yo pseudo-science won't hep

  "Cauze YOU don't have a Brain"..

   

  You Dummies call me cRaZy,

  you're jealous and you're LaZy

  Cause YOU don't have a Brain..

   

  Once I win I'll show you,

  az all along I've told you

  YOU don't have a Brain..

            ...And Heeeerz Johnny..!!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  Well of course you don't work for the programmers of Lotto Pro, or any group that makes lottery software. When they're hiring they look for candidates who can communicate in English and possess a modicum of mathematical literacy.
• Stack47

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by cottoneyedjoe on May 14, 2022

  Well of course you don't work for the programmers of Lotto Pro, or any group that makes lottery software. When they're hiring they look for candidates who can communicate in English and possess a modicum of mathematical literacy.

  

  "When will we ever learn?"
• Stat$talker

  

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  Quote: Originally posted by cottoneyedjoe on May 14, 2022

  Well of course you don't work for the programmers of Lotto Pro, or any group that makes lottery software. When they're hiring they look for candidates who can communicate in English and possess a modicum of mathematical literacy.

  "When they're hiring they look for candidates who can communicate in English and possess a modicum of mathematical literacy."

  Ooopz..You mean, like the kind Mathematical skillz YOU displayed , when I purchased YO Jumbo Bucks Lotto "ticketz hea in GA fa ya.. derived frum YO "top secret Math"?..!!  ..Oookaay..!!

  If I remember correctly, YO resultz fa dat drawing were "modicumous" MatheStaticiously to mine..

  But they'd hire YOU , simply kauze.. I'm overqualified..! 

  And Eye kin sphell jist phine Thank Q, Eyed make n xcellent Skool Teecha!!

   

  -Stat$talker 

  ...MATH... The final Stochastic frontier...

  These are the Lottery Voyages of Stat$talker..!!

  The ongoing Mission,..to seek out the Laws of "Probability Math"...

   to master its rules to invoke...to Conquer ALL Major Jackpots..!!

  ...To boldly go,... Where NO Player has gone before...!!
• TomCinAZ

  

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  Glad it's not just me.